December 2008
23 posts
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Stupid Lazy Boy
Waking up in the morning to a full plate of breakfast right next you in bed must feel good. Does it make you feel complete? Knowing that you have your warmth of the shelter, the comfort of a meal, and the love of another that graciously prepares and delievers to you each day.
And you get dressed and go off to work. You kiss her goodbye and as you pull away from the drive with nothing but...
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I Am The Universe
Kancy: Hey listen here kid!
Alexis: What now dad?
Kancy: I don't know airhead.
Alexis: Lame buttass.
Kancy: Booger!
Alexis: Ass!
Kancy: Witch!
Alexis: I am.
Kancy: Really, is that what naked Joe said?
Alexis: Yes, and his it's naked Bill.
Kancy: Same shit.
Alexis: You are a real butthead.
Kancy:
Alexis: I'm hungarian.
Kancy: I'm of this universe.
Alexis: You think.
Kancy: Where else would I be from?
Alexis: I thought that last message said "I am the universe".
Kancy: That would be irrelevant.
thingsthatannoyME
afghanistanbananastand:
1. The word “Private” on my caller ID.
2. When I order to go food, bring it home, and the order is wrong.
3. People who think you won’t get insulted when they insult you.
4. “Experts” on every subject. Sub #4- Men who try to impress you with their “knowledge” before they ever ask you a question about yourself.
5. When you’re trying to masturbate and the cat is in the...
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Future Me →
I couldn’t think of a cooler concept right now. Possibly because it is really freaking earlier. Just kidding. This is really a fantastic idea. You write your future self an email and it can be anonomously public or private. But you are gonna want to write a public one and a good one at that because it might get published in their book!
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April Showers
Do you sometime know what to title your posts before you write them? I can do that on occasion when I have a clear idea of what my basic message is going to be about before I even type the first line but more often than not I don’t. In this case I am pretty sure I know what I am going to talk about but have no idea what I should title it. This probably should just be titled RANT or...
Dylan Vinyl Collection
jll:
-For Alexis Highway 61 Revisited Desire John Wesley Harding Greatest Hits Greatest Hits Vol.II w/ mint poster (superbadass) Self-Titles Include: …..My doors always open if you wanna come jam to them.
I have the freewheelin’ album on vinyl. Everything else I have is digital…but it’s a complete discography. Yo maybe we will jam sometime!
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Rolled
While searching for various interesting videos and audiobooks to download I got freaking rick rolled! It was the first time I have ever been rick rolled and it was pretty horrible. Not because I hate the song. Because I think it’s okay. I could listen to once or twice a year and be cool but the song and the video were playing while rick’s head was falling like snow around the page. A...
Okay So, Reptilians
I really didn’t plan on writing tonight but I know I would feel bad. Not sure why. I just like knowing that I have had at least something to say for the day.
Today was nuts. I didn’t go to bed until 3am last night I don’t believe and I got up at 8 and freaking stayed up all day.
I might be moving back to Stl. That’s exciting.
I went to China King today with Stevi. The...
Truthism →
I’m not really sure what to say about this. It brings up a lot of good points as far as people being controlled but to what, to whom, and why are the real question. According to this…aliens.
Meet Me In St. Louie, Louie!
Meet me at the fair! Not really. There is no fair going on, at least not one I know of. But nevertheless I have some rather exciting news. I am a little scared to go for it but I trust this. I trust this to be the answer to my current problems. I am very excited to be able to say that I might be moving back to St. Louis. To me, that is magic. Being in the city. Out of Salem. The change of pace and...
People, Mostly.
Day number two of listing things that make me happy, thankful, and hopeful.
Today was so freaking relaxed that it got on my nerves. I’ve been sick of sitting for some damn time now. As of lately I have had to do a lot of learning about people. And to be honest all that I have had to learn has been a little disheartening.
As an idealist and one even more that likes to dispute...
Happy, Thankful, Hopeful!
As I am a member of 43 things and firm believer in making the most out of life, I have decided to
compose a daily example of something that I am happy, thankful, and hopeful about.
Ideally that will be three different things. Something I am happy about. Something I am thankful for and something I am hopeful for. So breath in…and…
I’m happy that I am still awake.
I’m...
History!
History
The most obnoxious thing about history is that it has the ability to repeat itself, continuously if we let it. Beating us into the ground until we learn out lesson. I’m not going to withstand a hold like this over me much longer. Not from anyone. I have tried my best to be your friend. But there are things that break a person. And when the rest of the world is walking out on me and you...
